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Alfonso is a friend who has read at OSFR I and has some new poems he'd like to share. Please enjoy!
QUICK PLUG: While I am on the subject of enjoyment, I recommend suckas who gots to know check out Juliet Cook's 13 Myna Birds. Really interesting design and format of rotating poems; many imagistic, expository, and confessional...all really damn good.
Alfonso Colasuonno is a 25 year old writer based out of Brooklyn, New York. He is a former New York City secondary school teacher. He graduated Beloit College with a BA in Creative Writing. This is his second submission to O Sweet Flowery Roses and has also been a performer at an O Sweet Flowery Roses-sponsored event.
Regarding your “poetry” -
It is not complex enough
Nor is it obscure enough
To catch even a faint glimpse of my eye.
The beauty of poetry
Is that it leaves the proletariat
Completely baffled as to what you mean.
Your writing is as obvious
As the cumshot
At the end of a porno.
You hit people over the head
With your arcing stream of ideas.
That is not poetry.
Maybe it is spoken word.
It doesn't have the staccato
The je ne sais quoi
I have never heard
Something as complementary of my work.
No, this is not poetry
That you learn in classrooms
Or from going to readings
And it never aimed to be.
A visceral reaction
A masturbation break
This is what I aim for
Not bored applause
Like you aim for.
I live a life of multiplicities
Responsible for the future of this country
A New York City schoolteacher.
Gutterpunk? (On weekends?)
My preferred mode of dress is a ratty t-shirt
With a picture of Exene Cervenka
And a pair of jeans with holes at the kneecaps
And Eurotrash written in black marker on the pant leg
Like a wrestler's iconography on his tights
Signaling to all parties
A false delusion.
Yet, still, I wear the suit and tie
Monday through Friday
8 to 4
I suck Joel Klein’s cock.
I do it by the book.
How do I react inside those four walls? Student comes in blazed
Out of his mind.
Reminds me of someone quite familiar
And how false it is to say - “get yourself together” When having a few drinks later in the day
Crack up at the thought.
I think back to same student and wonder:
Am I really getting that old and yawn-mouthed
That a student needs to show up high to enjoy my class? And then I realize he is not enjoying my class at all
But the company of his comrade in the next seat.
Question: Did I ever do that? No. I stifled my laughter.
I respected my teachers.
I tell myself these lies
Until they become truths.
Am I doing a good job?
Can I say what I want to say? No!
The trick to education is knowing one golden rule
Your teachers are full of shit.
A trip to the principal’s office
And a great big unsatisfactory on my teaching record.
I’ve lost control:
Big fat j
On the dole
Back to bumming
In short, a rubber room existence. There is no such thing as fate.
You have a high pitched voice
An anxious tremor
Resonating to the stratosphere
As if your lungs were never consumed with internal clouds of mist
Sucked in like steamboats in vile vortices
Smoke from a thousand fags
Ashes staining your fingernails yellow
Disguised under press-on nails
And teeth off white
Remedied by Crest white strips
And brushing at least three times a day
In painstaking circular motion
And time permitting, vertically and horizontally, as well.
But you still have a smoker's cough
And your perfume doesn't hide
The smell of countless nicotine cravings.
Monday, June 1, 2009
(a slav-ish raillery in no parts)
--…tellement / camoufle…
Scandallion standala y catapostrophe.
Bas alt relief belie goncourtier
\?--:…rue the infinite gimmegimmick a la
NRF(I)NRF(II) dire la roches-elle dans un
Et Gaston IIieme dans deux 1953.
Insta instro insitu insu introck.
Ref fer ere frere ren enc yclo clochard hark arkhe.
(a fenceless optical zone)
Depistillated sermonizing wavebreak,
Immense pillar of talking flesh
& the great sewer of existence underlorded
Papal cyborgs &
How God subcontracted Adam to name things.
I walk / unkempt millennium garden / public works project
Failure / empty beer bottle by bathtub / she and bubble /
Abducted from Oshawa / portable office relocate @ bar /
New fonts derivative / syncategoreme / portfolio construction
Professionalization anti-seminar / non-marketability aspects of
Doctorate.\ move to Vancouver \ organizations strategies \
Collaborate with and learn from here \ midstroke.--
The future threatens
to make us seem quaint and ridiculous.
while the applause
has died away well before we arrived.
Mode juste today,
critical gaffe tomorrow.
We who write now will be subject
to cruel normalization
and barbaric standardization,
lost somewhere in a canon
the young are forced begrudgingly to honour
The political choices we make today may feel right.
Tomorrow will judge us harshly
and we will be condemned.
The future is like that: and it has the luxury
of history and consequence -
we should have known better becomes our epitaph.
The future will consign us to haunt the earth
spurned devils and the mark of Cain.
Our actions, once laudable, become burdens
as death renders us mute and indefensible.